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        of Article)    The U.S. Navy is availingitself of our entrepreneurial
 skills.
 With the aircraft carrier USS
 Ranger popping down to these
 chilled and desolate shores in a
 few months, the lads, like the boy
 scouts, wish to be prepared.
 If we could rustle up a few
 thousand spare, unattached "ladies
 of Perth," says the U.S. Navy, it
 would be much obliged.
 Obviously it doesn't know our
 track record in such quests, how-
 ever, here we go...again.
 What we would like, or rather
 the U.S. Navy would like, is for all
 you spare women to gather a few
 details and post to:
 OS Division,
 USS Ranger CV-61,
 FPO SF Calif. 966633 USA
 This could be the start of some
 beautiful pen-palships. "All cor-
 respondence shall be distributed as
 equitably as possible," says the
 U.S. Navy.
 Details wanted include: Return
 address. Personal statistics. Any
 other information that will help
 match interests, such as hobbies,
 vocation, sports etc...c'mon all
 you WA trail-bike jockeys, rodeo
 riders, mud-wrestlers, rock climbers,
 speliologists, sailboard riders,
 hang-glider pilots and dune-
 buggy daredevils.  Below decks on
 USS Ranger there's sure to be a
 soul-mate for you.
 Also wanted: "A recent colour
 photograph."
 No old whimsical touch-ups
 ladies, or shots of Hedy Lamarr,
 Theda Bara, Clara Bow, Sarah
 Bernhardt, or the Jersey Lily. Just
 your honest, unattached selves.
 Reminds us of the English
 soccer fanatic desperate for tickets
 to the FA cup final.
 Stuck a notice in a lonely-hearts
 column: "Refined gent, loves out-
 doors wishes to meet woman
 similar with two tickets to FA Cup,
 view matrimony, Please send photo
 (of the tickets)."
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