BUMPER STICKERS FOR LADIES

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

                           COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

                            DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

                WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

                    OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

                           I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

                             DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

And my absolute favorite! : )

          IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

 

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